It's just so moving I feel a tingling in my heart and I now feel the joy of the season. Wait a minute... my left arm just went numb- I guess this isn't so good after all.
In an attempt to forge an alliance that would result in a fast track towards a new teachers’ contract, UFT President Randi Weingarten and Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced their engagement. Shocked members of the press bombarded the happy couple with questions. “I know he’s short,” said Weingarten. “But I’m shorter.” “Michael and Randi have had a wonderful relationship for a long time,” said a UFT spokesperson. “She was even his date at a dinner a few years ago. And the sweater gift---that was the clincher.” As part of the engagement agreement, the Mayor’s 22 year old daughter Emma will become the new Chancellor. It was also announced that the UFT & Bloomberg, LP will merge into a new firm to be called BLUFT. The couple will live in the fancy penthouse digs atop the new UFT headquarters near Ground Zero, enabling both to walk to work. “Michael won’t have to take the subway anymore,” said Randi. The expected savings on the train pass have graciously been donated by Bloomberg towards the new contract.
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What a lovely couple, or three.
Thanks for making me vomit off those unwanted holiday pounds.
It's just so moving I feel a tingling in my heart and I now feel the joy of the season. Wait a minute... my left arm just went numb- I guess this isn't so good after all.
NOW I"M BLIND!!!
The Nightmare before Christmas part 2.
I don't like the idea of making sport of the appearance impaired so I will just take an eye bath and say nothing.
What do you think is on the paper Klein's got?
"How to Serve Man"
YIKES!
Try the loving picture of BloomWein at the ednotesonline blog:
http://ednotesonline.blogspot.com/2006/12/on-mayoral-control-ed-notes-sept-2002.html
In an attempt to forge an alliance that would result in a fast track towards a new teachers’ contract, UFT President Randi Weingarten and Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced their engagement. Shocked members of the press bombarded the happy couple with questions. “I know he’s short,” said Weingarten. “But I’m shorter.” “Michael and Randi have had a wonderful relationship for a long time,” said a UFT spokesperson. “She was even his date at a dinner a few years ago. And the sweater gift---that was the clincher.” As part of the engagement agreement, the Mayor’s 22 year old daughter Emma will become the new Chancellor. It was also announced that the UFT & Bloomberg, LP will merge into a new firm to be called BLUFT.
The couple will live in the fancy penthouse digs atop the new UFT headquarters near Ground Zero, enabling both to walk to work. “Michael won’t have to take the subway anymore,” said Randi. The expected savings on the train pass have graciously been donated by Bloomberg towards the new contract.
Education Notes reprint, Feb. 2002.
Why is Klein kissing David Brenner?
Great, now I've put my foot through my computer monitor! Thanks UTP.
It's like an ugly Mt. Rushmore.
The paper Klein is holding maybe the coroner's report on the UFT.
I don't think Klein is kissing Randi at all. I think he's putting his gum on her head.
Klein needs to win that hat in the raffle.
Hat iconography now! Will it never end?
Was this picture taken at Randi and Mike's wedding?
Look at Randi's hair move when Klein blows through her ear.
He's my mystery date!
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