Friday, December 22, 2006

Happy Holidays from the UTP

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a lovely couple, or three.

12/23/2006 3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me vomit off those unwanted holiday pounds.

12/23/2006 6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's just so moving I feel a tingling in my heart and I now feel the joy of the season. Wait a minute... my left arm just went numb- I guess this isn't so good after all.

12/23/2006 6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOW I"M BLIND!!!

12/23/2006 6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Nightmare before Christmas part 2.

12/23/2006 7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like the idea of making sport of the appearance impaired so I will just take an eye bath and say nothing.

12/23/2006 8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you think is on the paper Klein's got?

12/23/2006 9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How to Serve Man"

12/23/2006 10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YIKES!

12/24/2006 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try the loving picture of BloomWein at the ednotesonline blog:

http://ednotesonline.blogspot.com/2006/12/on-mayoral-control-ed-notes-sept-2002.html

12/24/2006 10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In an attempt to forge an alliance that would result in a fast track towards a new teachers’ contract, UFT President Randi Weingarten and Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced their engagement. Shocked members of the press bombarded the happy couple with questions. “I know he’s short,” said Weingarten. “But I’m shorter.” “Michael and Randi have had a wonderful relationship for a long time,” said a UFT spokesperson. “She was even his date at a dinner a few years ago. And the sweater gift---that was the clincher.” As part of the engagement agreement, the Mayor’s 22 year old daughter Emma will become the new Chancellor. It was also announced that the UFT & Bloomberg, LP will merge into a new firm to be called BLUFT.
The couple will live in the fancy penthouse digs atop the new UFT headquarters near Ground Zero, enabling both to walk to work. “Michael won’t have to take the subway anymore,” said Randi. The expected savings on the train pass have graciously been donated by Bloomberg towards the new contract.

Education Notes reprint, Feb. 2002.

12/24/2006 10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Klein kissing David Brenner?

12/24/2006 2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, now I've put my foot through my computer monitor! Thanks UTP.

12/25/2006 8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like an ugly Mt. Rushmore.

12/25/2006 8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The paper Klein is holding maybe the coroner's report on the UFT.

12/25/2006 8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think Klein is kissing Randi at all. I think he's putting his gum on her head.

12/26/2006 8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Klein needs to win that hat in the raffle.

12/30/2006 9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hat iconography now! Will it never end?

12/31/2006 7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was this picture taken at Randi and Mike's wedding?

12/31/2006 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at Randi's hair move when Klein blows through her ear.

12/31/2006 11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's my mystery date!

1/20/2007 6:33 PM  

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